Have you ever wanted to drag a stranger by his collar and land him a good sounding slap for being stupid and then realising that would only make you look equally stupid?
Well today we are taking our usual walk when we passed by a bunch of Obdachlose looking people and one yelled black and white in the strangest voice ever. It took everything I had to not give him the finger without seeming like a tout myself. Gorgeousness was quite calm and so I figured I keep my naija self in check. I guess dude wanted to show off his english skills so bad he ended up sounding like Tonto Dikeh’s singing voice.
Once, some older dude tripped and fell flat on his butt while staring at us and Gorgeousness went over to help him.
I know that being in an interracial marriage is bound to give some ignorant people cause to show their stupidity and I’m so ready for that. But I will draw the line when it involves our kids. The ibibio witchcraft that I will display if you so much as look at them will be a classic tale.
Have you ever felt uncomfortable in any situation?